The Dictatorship of Sapiens Colony is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 276 million Sapiens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Basil II ho Boulgaroktónos. The average income tax rate is 35.3%.

The strong Sapiens economy, worth 18.3 trillion Space Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 66,252 Space Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Sapiens Colony has designated Basil II ho Boulgaroktónos as its capital city, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sapiens Colony's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sapiens Colony is ranked 226,108^th in the world and 137^th in Byzantion for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.